" Her Mammy replied, "why dem iz muh tits La Shondra." "Mammy, will Iz ever haf tits? "Why shor, La Shondra, whenzs yuz growed up like Mammy yuz haf dem tits too", answered her Mammy. The German doctor says, "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." The Russian doctor says, "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The American doctor laughs, "You all are behind us.Next night little La Shondra was taking a shower with her Mammy's boyfriend when she pointed up at his dick and said, "Dermaquaye, what be that hanging tween yo legs? Six years ago, we took a nigger with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. " When students took the entrance exam for medical school , they were perplexed by this question: "Please rearrange the letters p-n-e-s-i to spell out the part of the human body that is most useful when erect." Those who spelled spine became successful doctors. Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Detroit, when a guy took the seat beside him. "I've been transferred to Detroit - I've heard the people are crazy there.Of course he pulled over and let the reverend in to give him a ride to the gas station about 5 miles up the road.A little ways down the road Billy sees a nigger walking." "Bet, dog," says the other boot-lip, and he goes inside. That nigger was blond haired, blue eyed, and even had on a suit and a tie. " What's the biggest difference between St Patrick's Day & Martin Luther King Day?The first nigger says, "Man, holy shit, I can't believe it, you are really White! Everyone wants to be Irish on St Patrick's Day If a dirty stinky nigger, a clean nigger, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus saw a bill on a table, who would pick it up?
" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it." A man dies and goes to heaven. ' The golfer said, 'So then why didn't you just paint them black? Then four of 'em didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop, and the other is running for President. It means there at least 9 months away from the next welfare upgrade. Al Sharpton reported today that Walt Disney's new film called “Jet Black” the African-American version of “Snow White" has been canceled. Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, 'How was your game ?All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Homeboy, and Shanky-Skank have refused to sing “Hi Ho” because they say it offends black prostitutes. The hand has never moved indicating she never lied." "What about that one there? ' The golfer stated, 'It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played.Now Billy disliked niggers so much he would swerve over on them when he got the chance.Billy said to himself, "Oh Lord, I can't hit this nigger with my preacher in the car." But then he thought, "I know what I'll do." A nigger is standing in line at an airport looking to buy an airline ticket to Africa. Determined to go and find his roots he turns to a tall Texan standing behind him and "axed" him for a dollar. " Two niggers walking down the street see a sign that says, "Turn White for ." The two groids turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a 20 dollar bill and the other one has a 10 dollar bill.Since neither one of them has exactly , they can't figure out how they can both get turned White..... "You take and go in there and get turned White, then when you come out you can give me your change and then I will have and I can get turned white, too! He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, 'I think my driver will do the job.' The robot caddie turned to the man and said, 'No sir. A driver is far too much club for this hole.' Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green. What does a nigger have in common with a soda machine? Why are there only two pallbearers at a niggers funeral? What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working nigger? If you're willing to take one with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today.' The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer.They also have no intention of singing, “It's off to work we go." What did they call the first nigger test tube baby? A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots. A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop.We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. Each time a person lies, the hand moves on their clock", explains St. Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said, 'I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please.' The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said, 'Well the 18 holes is no problem. We had too many complaints.' Confused, the golfer cried, 'COMPLAINTS?