Don’t bother combing through the website for prices because they aren’t there, and don’t bother calling and asking because they won’t tell you.You won’t actually be given a number until you are in the room talking shop with one of Sheri’s courtesans.Ultimately they are looking for two things: is this girl someone Sheri’s customers would be interested in, and will she mesh well with the Ranch’s existing family.Sheri’s has every flavor of the rainbow and sometimes they may want a new flavor or maybe a little more of the same.Each girl is considered an independent contractor and sets her own rates -- and the more popular the girl, the higher she can set her asking price.Put it this way: when not at the Ranch, Emma lives in Hawaii (yes, the money is that good).Along the way, she heard about Sheri’s and the rest is history.If you think hiring a courtesan is cheap, think again.
Yet the un-salacious truth remains: thousands of customers bump and grind their way through Nevada annually and without incident.The mystery is, if it’s not all sex scandals and drug overdoses, what actually happens inside a legal brothel? In order to apply for most jobs in the “real world” you have to have access to the Internet, a carefully crafted cover letter, and an often padded and exaggerated resume.To find out, I headed 20 miles south of Crystal to Pahrump: home of the iconic, legally operating brothel Sheri’s Ranch. Get a first-hand look at what goes down when someone pays to get down. In order to apply for a job as a courtesan at Sheri’s Ranch (yes, “courtesan” is actually the preferred nomenclature unless you yourself work there, and then you can join in with the other girls and playfully call each other sluts), you have to have access to the Internet, know your measurements, and have three really hot pictures (unfiltered, if that’s even a thing anymore) of yourself.The madame at Sheri’s Ranch is your first real hurdle in the application process.Meet Dena, a beautiful woman in her mid-40s who appears as the exact opposite of how I imagined a brothel madame would look: nary a fat, hairy mole or tattered kimono with cigarette burn holes to be found.Emma is approachable, but pretty with porcelain skin, long dark hair, and ruby-red lips.She’s built like a dancer (because she was one): tiny, but average on top with small, yet ample perky tits, long, strong, sturdy legs, and an ass that is most certainly her milkshake.But either way that flavor had better pair well with the flavors already in stock.Every girl at Sheri’s got there through a similar progression of choices: everyone started with stripping, then moved on to escorting or prostitution, and, eventually, if they were lucky, they ended up at Sheri’s before they get arrested.If the owners and Dena like what they hear, you will be invited out to the Ranch for a week trial where you will be assigned to a senior courtesan, aka a “big sister,” who will teach you all about turning legal tricks and making customers come back for more.When your week is up, you will sit down with Dena, the owners, and your “big sister” to discuss if this is a right fit for both you and the Ranch.